below are the jokes i found cos i'm not doing anything hai..

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE....
without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

See how funny the jokes is! haha. lame but quite true!

by the way, today i kind of down, cos en is leaving and didnt tell us at all. i know it may seems like u haven't confirm but can still tell us first ma. we (the gang) are upset as we only know now plus we haven't got anything for u. for we want u to remenber us ma. sob sob. hope that u will be happy there. we meet u on thurs ok?

hope to have a farewell dinner with u.